Czy Gali to zdrobnienie od Gal?
Krokodyl to przecież "żywa skamieniałość" jest, innymi słowami prawie ostatni żywi dinozaur.
Nie za dużo linków tutaj?
: 27 sty 2008, o 02:57
autor: hogi
wsiada trzech pijanych mężczyzn do taksówki i mówi:
-ile kosztuje kurs??
a taksówkarz na to:
- 5-10 zł
mężczyzna na to :
-a może być 3-4??
-nie 5-10
-no 3-4
no dobra 3-4
dojechali na miejsce, a mężczyzna :
-no panowie 3-4!
-dzię-ku-je-my!!!!!!!!
: 27 sty 2008, o 07:36
autor: młody
Irish government asked a question to its citizens:
'Is the Polish immigration a serious problem?'
35% respondents said: 'yes, it is a serious problem!'
65% respondents said: 'absolutnie ku..a żaden!'
: 27 sty 2008, o 19:40
autor: damaz
Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns*
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Dear Walter:
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.
I told him to stop or I would leave him! He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum, he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheila Usk
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Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps.
Walter.
: 27 sty 2008, o 23:45
autor: Ywone
Tylko nie traktujcie tego jako instruktażu
: 27 sty 2008, o 23:49
autor: pawka35
Cholera a tam gdzie jeżdżę z dzieckiem to płaci się w drugim okienku.Jak pech to pech
: 28 sty 2008, o 01:32
autor: radekk
Ywone pisze:
Dobre, sam bym na to nie wpadł. Zaraz jadę do wszystkich jaki znam :-P Ktoś chce frytki, mogę się podzielić
: 28 sty 2008, o 01:37
autor: imgw
Ywone pisze:Tylko nie traktujcie tego jako instruktażu
dobre
a ja glupi zawsze place
: 28 sty 2008, o 01:42
autor: WRC fan
radekk pisze:Ktoś chce frytki, mogę się podzielić
Tylko nie frytki z MD:
: 28 sty 2008, o 01:44
autor: Ywone
radekk pisze:Ktoś chce frytki, mogę się podzielić
Samymi frytkami sie nie opędzisz, ja poproszę jeszcze BigMac-a i lody